Arani Satgunaseelan

SMB Scaling Manager eBay
Sydney, Australia
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Arani Satgunaseelan

SMB Scaling Manager eBay
Sydney, Australia

Arani is one of the funniest people you will ever meet in your life. She is a talented writer and her love of giving back is channeled in her efforts to helping the charity S.E.W. With a background in investment banking, she is passionate about helping dedicated entrepreneurs commercialise and execute on great ideas. But back to how hilarious Arani is. If you don't know this about her you MUST read her blog 'The Escape Key'. It will literally leave you in stitches!

  • YOU IN 4. Word to your mother....that doesn't really describe me but it is four words and it's Vanilla Ice's classic line who I'm channeling him at the moment as my picture suggests.
  • PASSION PROJECT. *shameless plug alert* definitely my blog, The Escape Key - www.hittheescapekey.com.
    Basically The Escape Key is a collection of my ranty, whiny emails about how much I hate being part of institutions and how I stumble through life and work in what feels like an ad hoc manner, all in the hope that one day someone will finally recognise my true talents and just pay me to watch reality TV and practice my cockney accent all day.
  • PROUD AS PUNCH. Pretty sure I'm meant to say my wedding is my proudest moment, but that would be lying. Definitely my proudest moment is still being named Sports Captain in Grade 6. You don't get an awesome badge when you get married.
  • BIG GOAL. Just to live a life where I'm true to myself and hopefully leave an incrementally positive mark on the world...currently given the number of toilet jokes I make, my net impact is being measured at "neutral".
  • FAVE QUOTE. "It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission." - Grace Hopper
  • GUILTY PLEASURE. Geordie Shore...essentially any reality TV show where subtitles are used for people meant to be speaking English.
  • CHILL OUT. Go for a run...and by "run" I mean eat multiple bowls of ice cream with sprinkles.